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ummm yea

i have absolutley nothing to say or speak on. i hate the holidays. thats about it. its fuckin cold… and the commercials are lame. red and green doesnt match. fuckin ugh.

Dec 18, 2003

Jay Z will never be Tupac or Biggie.

im not taking anything away from jay. but he will never be a tupac or biggie… his tracks are dope. but this man shows no emotion really. and his flow is awkward at times. Pac and Big showed plently emotion of all of thier tracks, they brought you into thier mind states and thought process […]

Dec 15, 2003

The Poot Phantom Strikes Again!

If you dont know who or what the poot phantom is… click here and be informed before you go any further. so… i was in the grociery store the other day. minding my own damn bidness… going isle by isle and i hit the corner or the isle with all the sauses n shit and […]

Dec 14, 2003

I WILL NOT… LOSE!

( editors note: please refer to the previous entry before reading this one. as for you will not have the slightest clue on what the fuck i am speaking on…. thank you! ) its 5 a – muthafuckin – m…. but i got that shit to MUTHAFUCKIN work… IMMA MUTHAFUCKIN WINNER GOTDAMMIT!!!!! i knew that […]

Dec 11, 2003

I really hate when shit dont work…

OK, so if you didnt know… i have constructed a photoblogger on this here site ( The Uhemhiem ). i put that shit together so i could display some of the photos i have taken over the last two years ( 4 gigs worth over and over 4700 pictures ). So, to help me organize […]

Dec 11, 2003

PSA

if you didnt know…. the arch bishop, don magic juan has been featured on the boondocks for the past week or so… and that shit is RATHER gutty! saddly however… them fools dont update thier site. so you can find it here too.

Dec 8, 2003

OJ is fuckin Picky.

I hate that sometimes i become a victim of my OWN pickyness. im so hard to please its rediculious. im picky with everthing…. from females to food. anything i can possibly make a dessesion on. alot of times i wont eat because……. im too lazy to actually make me a full meal, but! i refuse […]

Dec 5, 2003

XXXPlosive….

XXXPlosive….Westcoast shit… for my niggas drinkin conyak ….. smoking weed always fat…. more than one fire arm…. chrome rims riding on…. chornic in yo system let me know… my shits the bomb…. this shit is a fuckin classic. some how i feel like i really feel this track…. only because im from los angeles. this […]

Dec 4, 2003

The Uhmenhiem

Thats right… the Uhmenhiem, like the Guggenhiem… but my shit is called the Uhmenhiem… its pretty dope if you ask me. lol im rather fond of the name lol. anyway…. But this here entry is to announce the grand opening of The Uhmenhiem, my new photoblog. i have been wanting to do a damn photoblog […]

Dec 4, 2003

Great Links and Oldie hits!

Drinkeasy.com this site is great… hands down. i am gonna cool out on the drinking ( and smoking … kinda ) till new years eve. but this site has a buncha great drinks to ruien your liver! when i redesign my shit ( sometime soon ) im going to have this as a perminate link […]

Dec 3, 2003

Shit you never think about.

I just had a thought…. Marge Simpson is ugly as fuck. look at her… she is far from beautiful. can cartoons be beautiful? YES! two words homie, Jessica Rabbit! im going to break the record for most post in one day. lol

Dec 2, 2003

Hey, were lame!

Alright… i tried not to say anything. But i cant take it any fucking more. i’m sitting here… Watching monday night football, and they have this fucking half time segment that is the worst shit they have ever thought of! ABC and the monday night football staff apparently think it would be “COOL” to have […]

Dec 2, 2003

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