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Dear Summer

Dear Summer, You know Im going to miss you. I love the summer time and everything that comes with it. I love everything right now. Currently im driving down the 134 freeway, east bound, rolling through Glendale. The moon is full and hovering over the city scape. The moon isnt all that “high” in the […]

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Oct 2, 2012

Balance wont let me be great

For about the last 3 months Ive been swamped with work. I havent had time to workout, work on my skill set, get out of the house really or anything. Just work. I have a lot of projects on my plate. Ive worked 10+ hours damn near daily over the past few months. Sometimes going […]

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Sep 4, 2012

OJ’s Shitty Advice: The Middle Stall

One day, I was sitting on the toilet and I had an idea, like a lot of people do when they are posted on the toilet. I figure that since I’m not afraid to take a shit in a public restroom and I know some many people who absolutely refuse to under any and every […]

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Jul 23, 2012

Death By Snu Snu

If you dont know what Death By Snu-Snu is about. Its ok, but if I were you, I’d hate myself to some degree lol. Anyway, last night I saw somebody on my twitter timeline talking about this guy that died from having sex with a big chick. She busted a nut, and passed out right […]

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Jan 26, 2012

Dunkin Flat Bread

So Dunkin Donuts has a new egg white flat bread sandwich thats only 300 calories. When I was sitting there watching this commercial, I thought to myself… What? Why would I want an egg white sandwich from a donut place? Oh… it says for all those people who wanted to eat healthy in the new year. Really? […]

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Jan 15, 2011

I still love you Mary Jane

Recently, I got my bottom two wisdom teeth removed. So I had to take over a week long hiatus from smoking. Not a problem. Vicodin was a let down. All it did was take away the intense pain and make me HELLA NAUSEOUS! So I spent something like 12 days sober as hell. I was […]

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Nov 9, 2010

Rap Producers Are Assholes

Have you ever been minding your own business, in your car, listening to your favorite hiphop song kind of loud. Then all of a sudden you a police siren out of no where and panic like a muthafucka? Like “where? what? I hear em, but I dont see em!? Hold on. Im trippin? Im trippin…” […]

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Sep 11, 2010

Wow, I Actually Finished A Box Of Q-Tips

I dont know how long Ive had this box of Q-tips. But I know its been years. These are all the Q-tips left which means the box is not worth keeping. On to the next box. Ill mark this date, and see how long how it takes me to get through the next box. Of […]

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Jul 7, 2010

The Sultans Pipe

My cousin King Juave got me this pipe for my Birthday. It is a pipe only fit for a Sultan. But he gave it to me instead. I have a whole crazy story about how this pipe was created and got to me. But you all are lame and wouldnt undertand. lol There is alot […]

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Jun 15, 2010

Wings of the Lethargic

What if people were blessed with wings? How far would be too far to fly to a destination? People always say, that's too far to walk. What would be too far to fly? If you did decide to fly, would it be something like running? Or could we fly at a stroll like pace? A […]

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Jun 4, 2010

Feli Kuti In Concert

Im not gonna pretend to be the biggest Feli Kuti fan, I dont know much about this man. I just know he makes the livest damn music. Maybe One day Ill read up on the guy. But in the mean time. Thanks to Al Gore, the Internet and the geniuses behind Youtube… I’ll be letting […]

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Aug 28, 2009

Unsexy Back

This looks like everything Justin Timberlake was not talking about in his song ‘Sexy Back’ I see this and I have to ask my self, what does one have to eat to obtain such a frame? Gummi worms and hogmogs? shit. what does the front of her look like? Maybe shes so ugly, her titties […]

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Aug 25, 2009

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