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OJ Is Fucking Crazy…

Im not crazy… im just not scared. thats it, thats all.

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Jan 25, 2005

When I Get High

i have a poem. its called When I Get High buss it…. When i get high sometimes i get too high but i can see why, what is what and why is why i could eat a whole apple pie when im high it feels like the fog has been cleared from in front of […]

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Jan 20, 2005

How Jokes Evolve

Some people ask me… say oj, how do you and your friends come up with this retarded ass shit you write about in your blogger. And of course there is a story behind it… usually shit evolves from other shit. for example: “The Guts” evolved from when niggas used to say… “i almost busted a […]

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Jan 13, 2005

How Rude!

so i was in the store… got my shit… i was ready to leave. headed to the door. some guy, trying to enter the store, gets to the door a step or two after i do. and as an act of decentcy and humanity, i hold the door open for said buddy, no big deal, […]

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Jan 11, 2005

Shit ive noticed.

its raining fuckin wilderbeast and walrusses ( say three times fast….. with out laughing! ) nigga its raining hard as fuck. there is water every gotdamn where. fuck. but… im hungry as fuck, and i need substainace! so i headed out to mc donalds… rolling through a airbone fuckin air tsunami ( was that insenstive? […]

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Jan 10, 2005

NOT SANTAS BALLS?!!?!

you want to bomb my house my main man? lmao wooo shit!!! im watching southpark right now. the one where cartman trys to spread xmas joy to iraq. and these niggas shot santas fat ass right out the muthafuckin sky. then they tourtured him with eletroshock therapy to his nuts… and santa hollars out… NOT […]

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Dec 23, 2004

Yo Mamma Said You Fugly!

“you ugly, you ugly, yo mamma said you fugly!” does anybody remember what this is from? of course you dont, so imma tell you. its from this old ass movie staring goldie hahn and a buncha other niggas who i cant remember right now. and it was called WildCatz. it was about a female football […]

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Dec 16, 2004

Maybe im trippin…

is it me? or do snoop and pharell come with the dryest proformances ever? dont get me wrong, i love snoop and pharell both, drop it like its hot is my shit. but them two niggas on stage…. gotdamn. fuck it, just play the video on the big screen. shit.

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Dec 15, 2004

Oh… Hi!

man… isnt seeing people you went to highschool with the most awkward shit to ever happen? you know, like if you aint seen em in a long time. and they walk up on you, and they like “HEY!” and you gotta step back and try to remember who the fuck this person is… then you […]

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Dec 13, 2004

The Food Network Porn Channel

pardon me… im sorta blowed. but im convinced i make perfect sense. recently, ive been watching the food channel more and more… because my room mate always has it on. why? she is trying to learn how to cook. shes actually made some pretty good shit. However, previously… like a month and a half ago… […]

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Dec 9, 2004

Tis’ The Season, Of The Parking Lot Stalker

I always feeeel like… somebodies waaaaaatchin mmmeeeeee i think the nigga that sung that song was a victim of a parking lot stalker. he was probably at some mall, this time of the year. the busiest shopping time of the year. he was probably done shopping, walking back to his vehicle. and all of a […]

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Dec 2, 2004

Turn around!

AH YEA! My Raiders beat the broncHoes!!!! in the snow, no less… it goes down. they aint having the greatest season, but as long as they beat the fuckin brochoes… its alright. i DO realize they split the season series… and i DO realize that the raiders aint going to the playoffs. but! as long […]

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Nov 29, 2004

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