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The Blowed Clause

you know when youre very very blowed, and you really want something to snack on. but youre too blowed to get anything to eat. then! out of now where… somebody fixes you that tasty ass snack! THUS! liberatintg you from the taliban-like munchies that have that crippling clutch on your appitite! we will now refer […]

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Sep 24, 2003

Animal Death Match!

animal activist… turn away now…. because i could giva flying wolf bat fuck ( keep reading you will get the joke lol ) and this shit was the guts! Calvin (8:30:10 PM): man…I’m watching National Geographic Channel now OJ (8:30:14 PM): lol Calvin (8:30:32 PM): Crocodiles be fucking ALL the other animals up Calvin (8:30:48 […]

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Sep 15, 2003

Remember?

Its 9-11. And everybody wants you to remember. Well… rememeber this: People die all the time. and its always sad. there was a group of people that died yesterday. there is a group of people who will die tommorrow. and it will still be just as sad. if its one person. or if its thousands. […]

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Sep 11, 2003

The Setup Show…

No… not Cheaters… that shit is a mobile jerry springer… with proof and a shorter set up to the fight lol but what im talking about is, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy. that shit there should be called… Disquising a Straight Guy like a Queer Guy. Ive watched this shit a couple of times… […]

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Sep 9, 2003

Aim Convo’s : OJ the Wrassler.

the other day i was sleep and like poped a rib out of place or some shit… i was in pain all day. and this aim convo i had with kkarma doesnt really have all that much to do with that … but yea… it kinda does. gutty none the less…. OJ : i think […]

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Sep 4, 2003

Big Blunt Goes Out….

A big chronic blunt goes out to my cousin / long time best friend… JD. On Friday night he had him a Baby girl. Her name is Essence. i went to go see her saturday afternoon ( i was… SECERTLY , half way drunk friday night, or else i would have went then ) When […]

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Sep 2, 2003

Need to lose weight?

Need to lose weight? are you a lazy muthafucka? well click here and embrace (oops lol got it right now ) your salvation ( no bullshit ) all you internet people… doing half ass work outs and bullshit dieting… you know you wanna click that shit. this shit here is the answer for all the […]

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Aug 27, 2003

4:30 am thoughts.

it is now that time. for “4:30 am thoughts ” with your host, O.com. Have you ever seen a lightskinned africian? i know i havent. hmm? riddle me that shit. tune in next time…. for “4:30 am thoughts ” with your host, O.com. goodmorning.

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Aug 22, 2003

Shout goes out….

Shout goes out to Deah on her 23rd birthday! id link her website… but she never updates that shit… so it would be extra pointless lol. and i would type out a buncha nice shit about deah, who is one of my favorite people. but… eeehhh fuck all that… deah knows she is indeed a […]

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Aug 20, 2003

Fridizzel

My Friday… fuck a Friday Five… that shit is getting more retarded every week. people and thier retarded ass answers is gettin irritating too lol so imma remix it… here is my friday… the fifth day of the week! first… let it be known that i am far from sober… but nearing sobrity. but im […]

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Aug 16, 2003

Fall

its a lil known fact that FALL is short for Football ALL the time. yes… thats right… Football ALL the time…. but you know black people be shortining shit up… so now its FALL… lol i swear football is the only good thing about the sumer comming to an end. and summer is great. great […]

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Aug 15, 2003

Frunk as Duck

Credit: Calvin Smith for that shit there. lol that shit is still funny to me.. Frunk will now be my new word for being extra faded. With that said. i have a statment to make: Frunk swimming is terribly underrated! wooo boy! the other day, we got frunk as duck ( indeed! ) offa two […]

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Aug 12, 2003

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