Milestone Fumble Only certain people think stuff like this is cool. Cool enough to look and perhaps snap a picture. Anyway, I’ve put a few miles on my car. When I bought it, it already had 80k miles on it. I’ve had it for less than 3 years. Where’s the cool part? Not in this first photo, […] Mar 10, 2011 Five27
Como Se Dice “Winning”? Whats my real name? Charlos Estevez. Come se dice winning? This was fucking hilarious as fuck. Jimmy Falon sounds just like Charlie Sheen. I see a special guest appearance on Saturday Night Live coming up for Falon. Probably this saturday. Which would be awesome. WINNING! Id like to add that, the breakfast burrito I made just now […] Mar 3, 2011 Five27
The Winners Insperation (This is the whole speech, its on a playlist with highlights at the end) A few years back, Micheal Jordan gave the most awesome Basketball Hall Of Fame speech I’ve ever heard ever. Not that I’ve listened to a bunch of them, but lets just say his was worlds better than the other 3 people […] Mar 3, 2011 Five27
My Extra Late 2011 Grammy Awards Commentary I realize this is super late. But I was recently reminded by a friend that I failed to post this to my blogger the first time they asked me. I took a screen shot and never did it. My bad lol. Reading back over this thought, I have to admit, I laughed at this shit […] Mar 3, 2011 Five27
too low for you fat hoes One day random day, Im driving through these Los Angeles streets and I pull up on a low rider (I don’t remember what kind of car it was) and I noticed the words “too low for you fat hoes” across the back of the trunk. What really made this hilarious to me is that the […] Feb 25, 2011 Five27
Would you rather be under paid or over rated? In “So Applauded” Jay-Z ask says and ask: I went from the favorite to the most hated or would you rather be underpaid or over-rated? moral victories is for minor league coaches and ‘Ye already told you “We Major” you cockroaches That made me stop and ask myself, which would I rather be? Well it […] Feb 23, 2011 Five27
Never Say No To The Panda If you know me, you know I love commercials. I fancy myself a Commercial Critic, even. This shit here?!?!?!?! This is possibly the funniest commercial series there EVER was, EVER in the history of EVER for as long as there is an EVER. I dont even want to break this video down. Its one of […] Jan 23, 2011 Five27
Dunkin Flat Bread So Dunkin Donuts has a new egg white flat bread sandwich thats only 300 calories. When I was sitting there watching this commercial, I thought to myself… What? Why would I want an egg white sandwich from a donut place? Oh… it says for all those people who wanted to eat healthy in the new year. Really? […] Jan 15, 2011 Five27
Something Like A Heart Attack So, 2 days before Xmas, I woke up and noticed a slight pain in my chest. It was enough pain for me to notice, but I thought I was about to catch a cold. I havent been sick in the last year, but i figured.. dah… I guess it was a good run. Let me […] Jan 13, 2011 Five27
The Only Xmas Song I Can Tolerate You may or may not know this about me. But I hate Christmas. I used to celebrate xmas when I was little. But I havent participated since the 4th grade. Around that time, my father joined the Nation Of Islam. So Ive been cool on Xmas for a while. Over the years Ive developed a […] Dec 15, 2010 Five27
The GOP has pissed Jon Stewart ALL the way off this time The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Lame-as-F@#k Congress www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog</a> The Daily Show on Facebook Ive been watching the daily show for a while. No matter what the subject, usually Jon Stewart will crack some sort of smile. He didnt smile […] Dec 14, 2010 Five27
Cavs Fans Are Jack Wagons Ok, not all Cavs fans. But there is a new site up called Cavs Chants. A site that calls on Cleveland Cavaliers fans to try to make Lebron James return to Cleveland as miserable as possible. Let me tell you why this is the most pathetic shit Ive seen this week. Its not because there is an organized […] Dec 2, 2010 Five27
