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Thanks Alot, You Fat FUCK!

i am irritated. henceforth i will speak as such. if you are a person who finds your self offended at the message that the following text offers, please… i invite you to click on that muthafuckin red x in the corner of your web browsing application, and immediately stop reading what i have to say. […]

Mar 9, 2005 Five27

The Crunk Cruise

This was the Guckin Futz!! Kwasi : gotdamn i hate black ppl OJ : LOL Kwasi : this muhfucca was just in front of the cops or some shit Kwasi : was him looking into the camera cuffed and shit Kwasi : talking bout…i’m a drug dealer..i’m not a bank robber OJ : LMAO Kwasi […]

Mar 7, 2005 Five27

I can do the robot!

sigh… for like the last two weeks… or so? lol all i have been hearing from like half the people i know that actually read this shit is the following: — NIGGA UPDATE YOUR SHIT!!!! — POST SOMETHING OR SOMETHING!!! — WHY HAVENT YOU UPDATED?!?!?! — Are you gonna stop blogging?? lol its funny how […]

Mar 7, 2005 Five27

Drunk By Myself

first off… i thank my God and anybody elses God, that i got home in once peice. because let me tell you. im fucking folded. its raining hard as fuck… and i couldnt see shit. im drunk and high as fuck. ive had a pretty ruff day. and the homie told me about this fuction […]

Feb 19, 2005 Five27

It should be a crime to be this lazy

i know im lazy… i care… but then again. im too lazy to care. it would take too much work. i try to work on it. and i am. but i get lazy and say fuck it. if blinking wasnt an involentary function, id have dry eye problems for sure lol. im pretty sure its […]

Feb 18, 2005 Five27

For $5,000 Would You…

before i ask this question… let me explain why i say, “Would you, for 5g’s”, because 5g’s aint alot of money… but it is, but it aint lol. its enough for you to say fuck it… i aint doing that shit!! but its enough to pay off some bills and buy something you been wanting […]

Feb 12, 2005 Five27

Goodbye, Old Friend.

Today… i said goodbye to an old friend. although many disliked him. he has really never done me wrong, when he could help it. i used to stick up for him time and time again. defended him from many threats and bullshit. i had is back. sigh, but times change. and shit changes… it just […]

Feb 9, 2005 Five27

You Look Like, You Smell Like…. Piss.

I have been called “mean” by just about everybody i know. Including both my parents. OJ is fucking mean. whatever… im not THAT mean. ive even heard of people ( no one in particular… honestly ) that did not want to fuck with me, because they was afraid that i was too mean… whatever. im […]

Feb 8, 2005 Five27

WWOJD 1

What Would OJ Do? for some reason… people are alaways asking me… say OJ, would you do this that or the other? i suppose they are amused by my answers for whatever reason. sometimes yes, sometimes no… but for whatever reason im always being asked. anyway… so the other day, i was talkin to my […]

Jan 31, 2005 Five27

Muthafuckas Say…

Muthafuckas say… yea… i dont like raw fish! i dont eat raw fish! sushi? ugh! im so cool on raw fish… but them same muthafuckas are quick to eat a tuna sandwich. yes… i am guilty of this lol. i just realized yesterday night ( morning… it was like 4am ) when i was making […]

Jan 29, 2005 Five27

OJ Is Fucking Crazy…

Im not crazy… im just not scared. thats it, thats all.

Jan 25, 2005 Five27

When I Get High

i have a poem. its called When I Get High buss it…. When i get high sometimes i get too high but i can see why, what is what and why is why i could eat a whole apple pie when im high it feels like the fog has been cleared from in front of […]

Jan 20, 2005 Five27

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