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1. Kanye West needs to stop jumpin on niggas tracks that HE produces for them… and then outshining they ass. lol thats just mean. he did slum villiage and dialated peoples wrong. lol. 2. No Basketball, No Football Make OJ go, something something. SIGH!!! sportscenter is fucking saturated with baseball… this is some bullshit. baseball […]

Jun 29, 2004 Five27

Say No to the Socks!

http://www.five27.com/socks/ lol i dont think ive ever showed yall ( like i know half the muthafuckas that read this shit ) this shit. its the gotdamn guts lol. (to me at least… ) let me explain… one day (long time ago), kwasi and kkarma saw a picture of me, dressed how a nigga be dressed, […]

Jun 26, 2004 Five27

Back up off my fuckin nipples homie!

sigh… im going to type this out at the request of a dear friend of mine… her intials? PF ( lol inside joke lol ) but yea… im pretty sure any normal muthafucka would say to themselves, i wonder what the fuck that random ass title… has to do with what this nigga is about […]

Jun 23, 2004 Five27

Atkins, DoggyStyle

oh boy… i know this title is gonna be all fucked up in the search engines lol just a lil forward to the conversation if you will: when you start the atkins diet, like the third day you have NO gotdamn energy… and you wont have no energy, unless you constantly eat. its some werid […]

Jun 21, 2004 Five27

One Is A Genius

“yea, we’re kinda like pinky and the brain… me and you.” if somebody EVER says this to you. and you have to ask…. “well, which one of us is Pinky?” chances are… You’re Pinky, homie! Congraduations muthafucka.

Jun 16, 2004 Five27

Celerbration! Part 2

alright… i know i said i was gonna post an update of the shit that went down for my second birthday party for my 25th birthday, like LAST week. lol it could have been two weeks ago. who knows? ive been busy lol. i got some things ive been working on. it should crack. anyway…. […]

Jun 14, 2004 Five27

Guess what happen to me today?

i droped my muthafuckin cell phone, in the muthafuckin toilet! ugh nigga huh? well the toilet was piss-less before i droped that bitch in there. so i escaped having to reach my hand in a piss filled toilet bowl. however… my phone was still muthafuckin folded! it was about to get back to workin for […]

Jun 12, 2004 Five27

But can you spell it?!?

a few weeks back… the funnist shit happen. this little boy at the national spelling bee, fucking fainted when asked to spell a word he had never heard of and didnt know exsisted. wooooooo it was one of the top 10 funniest things to happen this year, i promise. He steped up to the mic, […]

Jun 4, 2004 Five27

Celerbration! Part 1

I have been celerbrating my 25th birthday for about the last 10 days! and ive been having the time of my fuckin life! gotdamn! i even have the pictures to prove some of it. not all of it. because ive been drunk as fuck and high as hell for most of the more memorable moments. […]

Jun 2, 2004 Five27

Say It Loud!!

Im Black and im Proud!!! lol the other day at fatbuger i played that shit on the juke box. with a diner fulla white people. me and the homie thought it was pretty damn funny lol. nobody else laughed tho. i also played that all blues by miles daivs off the kind of blue album. […]

May 31, 2004 Five27

The Duce Fifth

This day, the 27th of May, marks the 25th year of my being. Thats right. today is my birthday… and im turning 25 years old. What am i doing today? more than likely ill be working today. When i offically wake up for the day that is… im still up from yesterday, which was that […]

May 27, 2004 Five27

The Glove

edit: i was so gone… i forgot to give this bitch a title till the next morning lol i was minding my own business… unsober as hell. and i had a thought: Why do cartoon characters wear gloves? What point does that serve? isnt it already absurd enough that some animal can stand on two […]

May 21, 2004 Five27

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