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“If yall dont get yall friends… “ That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. That’s what we used to say about ravers in high school when we used to watch them dance at lunch or something. “NOPE! Them is YO friends!” I never thought I’d see this ever in my […]

Guttie Shit

Mar 13, 2014 Five27

Cedric Ceballos – Flow on

Im very upset this is a real thing.  I didnt know this existed until today, thanks to JD. smh. asshole lol. I tried not to click on it, but based on a few jokes, I couldnt resist. Im posting this here because I dont believe I should have to be the only one who didnt […]

Guttie Shit

Feb 4, 2014 Five27

Ray J’s “I Hit It First” read by Morgan Freeman

I’ve never heard the full, real version of this song. And now, thanks to this awesome reading, I will never have to. And if you havent heard the real song, dont worry about it. Just sit back and let the best Morgan Freeman impersonator read the lyrics as if they were an elegant poem. I […]

Guttie Shit

May 2, 2013 Five27

Dont catch a Cunt Punt, Bitch!

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon Lets file this shit right here under videos you shouldnt watch at work. Even with ear buds/headset or what have you. This is classic lol. My homegirl sent me this earlier, and im not going to lie, i wasnt going to watch this […]

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Apr 22, 2013 Five27

We can film you on TV with the filming notice sign

This fucking killed me lol. This is an LA thing lol. People dont give a fuck about the Filming notice sign. they will just walk through your set, like fuck you, I have some where to be at right now. Deal with it, this is happening. lol

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Apr 19, 2013 Five27

OJ The Snowman Hut

This man Eman is fucking dumb lmao. Out of complete bordom, a few years back, this man decided to go out in the front yard and built a snow man and named it OJ the snow man because I believe snow is a creation of the Devil himself (because it most definitely is). So this year, randomly […]

Guttie Shit

Feb 23, 2013 Five27

My Daddy Owns This Plantation!!!!

Mixed kids be so confused lol. The White half of my friend Monique wants to oppress me. The other half wants to join in on the work the White half is trying to get all her black friends to do. Because the Black half is the white half’s slave lol; clearly lol. What kinda […]

Guttie Shit

Jan 23, 2013 Five27

A Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer Cover by DMX

This was fucking awesome! The other day the homie Eman sent me a text in the middle of a meeting that said “Nigga… youtube ‘DMX RUDOLPH’ like right now”. If you know me, you know the chances of me actually following through on some shit like that are SLIM lol. But for whatever reason, […]

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Dec 7, 2012 Five27

I believe a wall post is a binding legal contract that can override a terms of service agreement.

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos LMAOOOO ive been wondering what the hell this was about! I never get passed the first couple of sentences because its clear bullshit lmao. IF you sign up for a web service for free, what you are doing is giving them data and content to make money off of; and in […]

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Nov 27, 2012 Five27

How not to take company profile photos

First let me say that Im only freelancing at the place. Im not officially an employee. This information is pertinent because the homie was the person responsible for taking the company profile photos. We were yapping it up while he was setting the camera up and somebody asked if I was taking a picture. I was like […]

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Nov 23, 2012 Five27

OJs shitty advice: Did you take your pants off holmes?

Im a tall guy; im six feet, six inches tall. So its not a problem for me to look over a bath room stall wall. At a glance, I wouldnt see anybody taking a shit, typing out a blog entry, waiting for this friday to be over already. But i can at least see the […]

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Sep 8, 2012 Five27

Talk crap, I’ll throw AIDS at your car!

This here rapper goes by the name Krispy Kreme (no A). If you talk shit to this man, he will throw AIDS at your car. Plain and simple. This is way too funny. This whole song is quotable. I had to listen to this 4 times to figure out which line I wanted to use […]

Guttie Shit Krispy Kreme

May 26, 2012 Five27

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